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Scary Moments in Human/Robot Relations in Nonchronological Order (by Geoff Haggerty)
Posted by Michael Opperman in Robots on August 28, 2007
- Humans make the first robot.
- ATMs demand tips.
- Furbies.
- Robots make the first human.
- 2037. The whole thing.
- Robot wins Olympics by killing everyone else.
- The Robo-Human Wars, obviously.
- The first time a robot killed a human.
- The first time a robot killed a human but didn’t deny it, just kept on killing humans.
- The Day When All the Escalators Stopped (observed on the second Monday in August).
- Teddy Ruxpin.
- Robot says, “I think I’ll kill all humans,” then unconvincingly says, “Just kidding.”